Blind man beats down burglar

After the TMI phase of New York’s Governor Paterson, it’s nice to see the legally blind population get back some respect—even if they have to beat up someone to do it.

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Weenie witchcraft feared at hands of Congo conjurers

From the lame excuses department:

Peen panic has the capital of Congo in its grip, as men fear that local sorcerers have been magically snatching salamis all across the city. Rumors of conjurers shrinking or making their manhood disappear completely have males clutching Continue reading