Fowl play brings lost bracelet back after twenty years

 

A Minnesota meat locker may not seem like Oz, but one man went off to see the gizzard and re-discovered his identity– or at least his I.D. bracelet, lost on his grandfather’s farm when he was just a wee tyke and forgotten to the wings of time. The bracelet turned up again last week when a meat cutter sliced open a chicken gizzard and discovered the apparently hen-pecked jewelry inside. Rather than being reduced to illegible scratches, the name, address and phone number were clear and readable, giving the finder plenty of info to track down the bracelet’s owner through his family more than twenty years after it hit the dirt in the barnyard. CSI (Chicken Science Insider) techs theorize that bracelet was trapped in the debris of the old family barn when it was scrapped, and the wood was used to build a new barn, giving a gold-digging hen the perfect opportunity to score some bling. When the meaty bird met her end, the bracelet re-emerged into the light of day with one fell swoop of the knife.

 

So, which came first, the chicken or the identity theft? Only the nugget whisperer knows for sure.

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2 responses to “Fowl play brings lost bracelet back after twenty years

  1. I can totally hear that chicken saying in Christopher Walkin’s voice “And I carried that ID Bracelet for your father for years and years…in my gizzard.”

    Oh…and tag, you’re It!

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